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Contents 1 Origin of the Species 2 Parrosisms 3 Parros brings the thunder... 4 Parros Nation 5 Then Parros spoke unto the masses... 6 Praise be to Parros in the highest...

[edit] Origin of the Species

	Jersey: #16 Position: Right Wing Team: Anaheim Ducks Height: 6-5 Weight: 232 Shoots: Right Born: Dec 29, 1979 - Washington, Pennsylvania Draft: 1999 - 8th round (222nd overall) by the Los Angeles Queens

Biography:

6-foot-5 and 232 pounds, Parros was drafted by the Los Angeles Kings in the eighth round of the 1999 NHL Entry Draft. A resident of Randolph, New Jersey, Parros played high school hockey at the Delbarton School in Morristown, New Jersey. After graduating in 1998, he deferred admission to Princeton University to play junior hockey with the Chicago Freeze in the North American Hockey League during the 1998-99 season.

Parros played four years at Princeton University, where he totaled 52 points and 119 PIM in 111 games. He was named team captain for his senior season in 2002-03. While at Princeton, Parros majored in economics. Upon graduation, he joined the American Hockey League's Manchester Monarchs, a Kings affiliate. Parros remained with the team through the 2004-05 season. His best season was 2004-05, when Parros had 22 points (14 goals, 8 assists) and 247 penalty minutes.

He made the Kings' roster for the 2005-06 season and scored his first NHL goal October 20 at the American Airlines Center in Dallas, Texas against the Dallas Stars. He recorded a goal, an assist and a major fighting penalty in the same game, an achievement known as a "Gordie Howe hat trick." He finished the 2005-06 season with two goals, three assists, and 138 PIM in 55 games.

On October 2nd, 2006, he was waived by the Kings and picked up by the Colorado Avalanche.

On November 13, 2006, Parros was traded to the Anaheim Ducks for a 2nd round draft pick and an option to swap 3rd round picks, effectively earning the Avalanche a free second-rounder. The price was considered steep, but Ducks GM Brian Burke felt he needed a new enforcer to replace injured Todd Fedoruk. "There's a split amongst general managers on this where some feel team toughness is enough," said Burke. "Me? There's physical contact. You need to back it up." [1]

While not being a player who scores a lot of goals, Parros has developed a rabid following amongst Anaheim Ducks fans. Fans attending games can be seen wearing false mustaches and signs reading "Manly" & "Tough", amongst other things. Parros appears to embrace his roll as the team "tough guy" and thus was born the Parros Nation.

On March 28th, 2007, George Parros scored his first goal as an Anaheim Duck.[1]

Parros pleases in his Playoff Debut in game 1 of the 2007 Western Conference Quarterfinals vs Minnesota:

(Note Andy MacDonalds laughter from the bench)

On June 6th 2007 George Parros, along with his teammates hoisted the Stanley Cup. Big George was quoted as saying "Rubbing my mustache on the cup was the highlight of the evening for me." The Ducks are currently petitioning the NHL to get Parros' name engraved on the cup.

[edit] Parrosisms

These are the facts that make George Parros a God among men.

These are the chronicles of His greatness, contributed by many members of the Parros Nation

• When George Parros looks at the sun, the sun squints

- Unknown

• George Parros sleeps with a nightlight... not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him

- Unknown

• When George Parros gets drunk, he doesn't throw up, he throws down

- Unknown

• George Parros is the reason Waldo is hiding

- Unknown

• When George Parros is in the mid west, he doesn't run from tornadoes, tornadoes run from him

- Parros for President

• The only reason George Parros owns a phone book is so that he can tear it in half

- sws99

• Say "George Parros" three times and he will appear behind you with his gloves off.

- sws99

• Parros can swallow a Rubik's cube and poop it out solved

- sws99

• The Parros Nation proposed a monument be built to George Parros, the proposal was denied because Disneyland would be forced to close to to lack of attendance.

- Todrick

• Michael J. Fox is not shaking because he has Parkinson's... He shakes because George Parros is coming for him

- Stachemachine

• When the Ducks asked George Parros to give blood, the medic brought him a needle, he declined and asked for a gun and a pail

- blurred1

• George Parros' pregame meal and warm-up consists of a bag of live kittens and a napkin

- DuckNut11

• no napkin

- M T

• Parros' training routine includes punching raw meat like Rocky. But there are no meat packing plants close to here so he goes to Chino late at night and punches live Cows

- socalcustoms

• When Parros does a "Pushup" he doesnt really push himself up, he pushes the earth down!!

- blurred1

• Parros' tears cure Cancer. Too bad he never cries.

- M T

• When the boogy man goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for George Parros.

- blurred1

• Parros does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from George Parros.

- M T

• Parros doesn't ask "who's your daddy," because he knows the answer.

- Dark Knight

• Fear is not the only emotion Parros can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a punch from George Parros."

- M T

• Superman owns a pair of George Parros Pyjamas.

- blurred1

• George Parros once punched a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes.

- AiyaNoodle

• George Parros' house has no doors, only walls he walks through.

- AiyaNoodle

• George Parros doesn't bowl strikes. He knocks one pin down and the other nine faint.

- AiyaNoodle

• George Parros is so strong, that he punched the Berlin Wall, and Communism fell.

- DucksRule00

• If you wake up in the morning, it's because George Parros spared your life.

- DucksRule00

• History buffs know that 300 Spartans held the pass at Thermopylae against thousands of Persians. Hockey fans know it would have only taken one George Parros.

- Duckbill

• George Parros once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now simply known as "The Islands."

- unknown, posted here by Duckbill

[edit] Parros brings the thunder...

Parros vs Janssen

Parros vs Shelley

[edit] Parros Nation

This image was taken by the Anaheim Ducks official BBS user "IEDuckfans". The fan in orange on the left is "Mr. Ducksworth" of the official Duck board, and the fan on theright is Duckbill of the official Ducks board and Allducks.com. Duckbill created the image in December of 2006 after being won over by Parros' toughness.

This image was taken off the official Ducks messageboards...it's all the Power of Parros in a tiny chocolate with a candy shell...

[edit] Then Parros spoke unto the masses...

When asked if the 2006/2007 Anaheim Ducks are today's version of the Broad Street Bullies?

"It's the reincarnation, eh? I think it's great,"

"It's the first time I've been on a team like this."

- The Sporting News

Parros, in reference to his self-described porn star mustache,

"Very powerful and manly"

- The Sporting News

"I love the '80's, but by no means am I stuck in them. I do have this great Night Ranger poster, though. It's incredible."

-OC Register

Regarding winning the Stanley Cup,

"Rubbing my mustache on the cup was the highlight of the evening for me."

[edit] Praise be to Parros in the highest...

Quotes about Parros

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